Tuesday, May 7, 2013

What is your best break up line ever?

Watching a movie and thinking at the same damn time, what is the best
break up line ever? 

For me there is no best way to break up with someone, but I must say I have had
my shares of coming up with lines to not hurt the person in the past, okay decades
ago, when I was young and single, Ha ha ha let's not go there.  Back to the subject
at hand, now I have also had guys break up with me, and they were brutal...When I was in middle school it was more like, "you ain't giving up the cookies, so I am dumping you for someone who will give up the cookies"  or when I was in High school, this one guy said to me if we are not having sex than we can't be nothing else, your a tease.  How was I a tease if I never intended to have sex with a guy at that age, why couldn't I just be respected as a young lady that wanted more of a relationship than sex, like holding hands, falling asleep on the phone talking, going to the movies, walks in the park, play Nintendo games.....Then I got wiser, and I became the break up girl,  but I was not brutal, I more shy away from it at first, If I didn't like the guy, but he was crazy about me, I kind of just stop returning his calls, then when and if I bumped into him, I would tell him, "Sorry I didn't call you back, I am just not ready to be in a relationship and I need some time alone."  Yeah that was getting catchy like a cold.  But really, how would one want someone to break up with them?  what would be the appropriate thing to say.  In my book go with honest, it's better than to lie or sweeten it up, it might actually help the person your breaking up with to deal with it and move on, then to think otherwise.  IJS!!!!

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